prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

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I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

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surprisebitch:

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

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mas0n-jars:

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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toolers:

whenever i get stressed out, i think about this picture and become this dog

toolers:

whenever i get stressed out, i think about this picture and become this dog

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nyu-tah:

"his moms raised him right tho."

nyu-tah:

"his moms raised him right tho."

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benwinstagram:

robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much

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winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

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Anonymous said: So me and my boyfriend broke up two months ago because he left me another girl online but he doesn't know that girl is secretly me catfishing him

betterthankanyebitch:

betterthankanyebitch:

OH MY GOD

YOU A SMART BITCH

how and why the fuck did this get 5k? please don’t do this girls